Tag Archives: Microsoft SQL Server
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A quick and dirty scan of a list of instances using a dynamic linked server.
3November 12, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: This is not exactly a dyanmic linked server. It just gets dropped and recreated in a loop. I recently …
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SQL Homework – November 2020 – Help!
Leave a commentNovember 3, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
If you ask any senior IT person What is the most important tool you have? there is a decent chance that …
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All triggers have to be able to handle multiple row operations.
1September 3, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Quick post today. Recently I was helping a co-worker write a trigger. Basically there is a table of servers that’s …
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SQL Homework – September 2020 – More DML Triggers
Leave a commentSeptember 1, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Triggers. Still blech. In June I asked you to play with DML triggers. Well, one more time. First of all …
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SQL Homework – August 2020 – More DML Triggers
Leave a commentAugust 13, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Well, I’m running a bit late. Both for this month and the fact I completely missed last month. It was …
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HAL0004 – I don’t feel well Dave
Leave a commentJune 29, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
It’s another HAL! Every once in a while (4 times now) I come up with a terrible terrible idea for …
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I created a table and SQL created a schema and a user.
Leave a commentJune 22, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Demo first and then I’ll explain what happened. First thing I did was run this script: CreateUsers.bat It’s a quick …
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End an ALTER DATABASE immediately if anyone is in the database.
5June 11, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
The development team has told me they’ve shut down the application, there are no more connections and I can go …
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SQL Homework – June 2020 – DML Triggers
Leave a commentJune 4, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
Triggers. Blech. Triggers are a really really cool feature of SQL Server, that are continuously misused and cause all kinds …
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TSQL Tuesday #127 Invite – Non SQL Tips and tricks
37June 2, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
How about for this months TSQL Tuesday let’s do another month of tips and tricks. But just to be a …
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