Category Archives: DBA Humor

  1. HAL0004 – I don’t feel well Dave

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    June 29, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher

    It’s another HAL! Every once in a while (4 times now) I come up with a terrible terrible idea for …
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  2. Be warned: The way I’m feeling right now I might actually give you sysadmin when you ask for it.

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    April 20, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher

    You want sysadmin permissions in production? And your manager has approved it so I shouldn’t have any problems giving it …
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  3. DBA, a job, a vital job

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    February 26, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher

    DBA, a job, a vital job. T-SQL a language that is fun. Select, a query to get some data. From, …
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  4. Bad Idea Cowboy Hat: BEGIN TRANSACTION; GO 1000;

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    November 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    One of my favorite presentations is Revenge the SQL by Rob Volk (blog|twitter). It’s a demonstration of a lot of …
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  5. See SQL Run 2

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    September 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂

  6. Header Query Crossword

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    July 31, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    I did an interesting form of crossword recently and since I haven’t done one in a while I figured this …
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  7. How was it done back in the day? T-SQL Tuesday #114

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    May 14, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    It’s TSQL Tuesday and Matthew McGiffen (b/t) is our host with a subject near and dear to my heart. Puzzles! …
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  8. Writing Crossword puzzles with a database: T-SQL Tuesday #113

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    April 9, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Todd Kleinhans (b/t) is host for T-SQL Tuesday this month and wants us to talk about how we use databases …
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  9. Making a life change

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    April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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  10. Dem queries

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    February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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