Category Archives: DBA Humor
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Data jokes
9November 23, 2021 by Kenneth Fisher
I’m feeling a bit uninspired this week, and I plan on only doing one post this week, so I figured …
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Quiz & answers for my “Auditing your data and data access” session.
1November 16, 2021 by Kenneth Fisher
I was honored to speak at Pass Summit last week (Thanks again Redgate), and if you’ve ever been to one …
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A DBA horror story in database file extensions.
4September 30, 2021 by Kenneth Fisher
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HAL0004 – I don’t feel well Dave
1June 29, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
It’s another HAL! Every once in a while (4 times now) I come up with a terrible terrible idea for …
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Be warned: The way I’m feeling right now I might actually give you sysadmin when you ask for it.
5April 20, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
You want sysadmin permissions in production? And your manager has approved it so I shouldn’t have any problems giving it …
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DBA, a job, a vital job
2February 26, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
DBA, a job, a vital job. T-SQL a language that is fun. Select, a query to get some data. From, …
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Bad Idea Cowboy Hat: BEGIN TRANSACTION; GO 1000;
Leave a commentNovember 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
One of my favorite presentations is Revenge the SQL by Rob Volk (blog|twitter). It’s a demonstration of a lot of …
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See SQL Run 2
2September 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂
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Header Query Crossword
Leave a commentJuly 31, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
I did an interesting form of crossword recently and since I haven’t done one in a while I figured this …
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How was it done back in the day? T-SQL Tuesday #114
2May 14, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
It’s TSQL Tuesday and Matthew McGiffen (b/t) is our host with a subject near and dear to my heart. Puzzles! …
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SQL Studies 