Category Archives: DBA Humor

  1. Bad Idea Cowboy Hat: BEGIN TRANSACTION; GO 1000;

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    November 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    One of my favorite presentations is Revenge the SQL by Rob Volk (blog|twitter). It’s a demonstration of a lot of …
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  2. See SQL Run 2

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    September 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂

  3. Header Query Crossword

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    July 31, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    I did an interesting form of crossword recently and since I haven’t done one in a while I figured this …
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  4. How was it done back in the day? T-SQL Tuesday #114

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    May 14, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    It’s TSQL Tuesday and Matthew McGiffen (b/t) is our host with a subject near and dear to my heart. Puzzles! …
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  5. Writing Crossword puzzles with a database: T-SQL Tuesday #113

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    April 9, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Todd Kleinhans (b/t) is host for T-SQL Tuesday this month and wants us to talk about how we use databases …
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  6. Making a life change

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    April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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  7. Dem queries

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    February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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  8. See SQL Run

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    January 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂

  9. Oh Query, Query, Query

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    November 28, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    I thought I would post this a bit early so everyone can memorize the words before Hanukka starts next week. …
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  10. Data Types Word Search

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    September 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    Just for fun here is a word search with all of the data types available in SQL Server. Well, two …
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