Category Archives: DBA Humor

  1. Writing Crossword puzzles with a database: T-SQL Tuesday #113

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    April 9, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Todd Kleinhans (b/t) is host for T-SQL Tuesday this month and wants us to talk about how we use databases …
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  2. Making a life change

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    April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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  3. Dem queries

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    February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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  4. See SQL Run

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    January 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

    Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂

  5. Oh Query, Query, Query

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    November 28, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    I thought I would post this a bit early so everyone can memorize the words before Hanukka starts next week. …
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  6. Data Types Word Search

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    September 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    Just for fun here is a word search with all of the data types available in SQL Server. Well, two …
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  7. SQL Puzzle – FizzBuzz3d

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    June 27, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    I thought for the end of the month it would be fun to do another T-SQL Puzzle. In this case …
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  8. SQL and Azure Maze

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    April 30, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    Something fun for the end of the month. Here are a handful of mazes for you to enjoy. I found …
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  9. Introducing The Blame Game

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    March 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    Introducing the Blame Game! Someone has messed up the new anatomy application’s (Mr. Body) performance and no one is willing …
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  10. A look back from the future. – TSQL Tuesday #100

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    March 13, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher

    The date is July 14th, 2026 and it’s TSQL Tuesday #200. We are still using SQL Server, and in fact …
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