Category Archives: DBA Humor

  1. SQL Puzzle – Word Scrambler

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    November 29, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    I’ve been writing crosswords for the last few months and to change things up I thought I would do a …
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  2. Haunted SQL: The ghost of Management Studio

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    October 30, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    Have you ever had a query change performance unexpectedly? Intellisense all of a sudden stops working, or gives inconsistent results? …
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  3. SQL Puzzle – Prime Numbers

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    September 27, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    My goal here is to have something fun (and hopefully educational/thinky) (and yes, I did just make up the word …
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  4. Help! My query is too fast!

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    September 14, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    Said no one ever. Well, maybe. I have had occasions where I needed a brief pause in the middle of …
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  5. You might be a DBA if

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    August 30, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    I’d been trying to think of a fun post to write and an homage to Jeff Foxworth’s You might be …
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  6. DBA Dice

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    July 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    I’ve always thought it would be fun to have a DBA themed magic 8-ball. Now you may not be aware …
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  7. SQL Crossword : T-SQL Keywords : June 2017

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    June 28, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    I did a SQL crossword last month (not my first one either) and it was pretty popular so I asked …
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  8. SQL Crossword

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    May 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher

    I thought I’d do another crossword. Enjoy! If you need any help with it feel free to let me know …
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  9. It greatly pleases me to announce, HAL0003!

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    November 23, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher

    I while back as part of a T-SQL Tuesday post I created HAL0001, then later HAL0002 with a long-term goal …
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  10. Emojis in SQL Server

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    September 15, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher

    I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures …
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