Category Archives: DBA Humor
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Writing Crossword puzzles with a database: T-SQL Tuesday #113
2April 9, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Todd Kleinhans (b/t) is host for T-SQL Tuesday this month and wants us to talk about how we use databases …
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Making a life change
6April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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Dem queries
2February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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See SQL Run
6January 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂
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Oh Query, Query, Query
1November 28, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
I thought I would post this a bit early so everyone can memorize the words before Hanukka starts next week. …
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Data Types Word Search
4September 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Just for fun here is a word search with all of the data types available in SQL Server. Well, two …
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SQL Puzzle – FizzBuzz3d
18June 27, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
I thought for the end of the month it would be fun to do another T-SQL Puzzle. In this case …
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SQL and Azure Maze
Leave a commentApril 30, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Something fun for the end of the month. Here are a handful of mazes for you to enjoy. I found …
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Introducing The Blame Game
4March 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Introducing the Blame Game! Someone has messed up the new anatomy application’s (Mr. Body) performance and no one is willing …
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A look back from the future. – TSQL Tuesday #100
3March 13, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
The date is July 14th, 2026 and it’s TSQL Tuesday #200. We are still using SQL Server, and in fact …
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