Category Archives: DBA Humor
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A day in the life of a Sr DBA/Dev
Leave a commentFebruary 28, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
If you are a Sr DBA or developer you have probably had some variation of this conversation at multiple points …
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Making music with Powershell
5December 20, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
Happy holidays everyone! Ok, this isn’t even remotely related to SQL Server but it sounded fun. I found someone playing …
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SQL Puzzle – Word Scrambler
2November 29, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve been writing crosswords for the last few months and to change things up I thought I would do a …
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Haunted SQL: The ghost of Management Studio
2October 30, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
Have you ever had a query change performance unexpectedly? Intellisense all of a sudden stops working, or gives inconsistent results? …
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SQL Puzzle – Prime Numbers
9September 27, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
My goal here is to have something fun (and hopefully educational/thinky) (and yes, I did just make up the word …
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Help! My query is too fast!
1September 14, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
Said no one ever. Well, maybe. I have had occasions where I needed a brief pause in the middle of …
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You might be a DBA if
5August 30, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I’d been trying to think of a fun post to write and an homage to Jeff Foxworth’s You might be …
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DBA Dice
1July 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve always thought it would be fun to have a DBA themed magic 8-ball. Now you may not be aware …
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SQL Crossword : T-SQL Keywords : June 2017
4June 28, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I did a SQL crossword last month (not my first one either) and it was pretty popular so I asked …
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SQL Crossword
7May 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I thought I’d do another crossword. Enjoy! If you need any help with it feel free to let me know …
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