Tag Archives: Humor
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Emojis in SQL Server
8September 15, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures …
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Hidden code in AdventureWorks
4April 1, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve playing around with AdventureWorks and managed to found some hidden code! Truly odd stuff. I’m so shocked I couldn’t …
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‘Twas 4:45 Friday
Leave a commentDecember 23, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I couldn’t think of anything really fun to post for Christmas Eve-Eve and I’ve been busy buying and wrapping presents …
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Who’s on call
Leave a commentOctober 28, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Of all the posts I’ve written I think this one is my favorite, even though it’s not a technical post. …
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SQL Crossword
Leave a commentAugust 3, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF …
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#ArgenisWithoutBorders the Sequel
1July 22, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Last year Kirsten Benzel(b/t) and Argenis Fernandez(b/t) did this amazing thing. They organized a campaign and raised over $13,000 for …
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Microsoft buys the dictionary
3April 1, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
It seems that Microsoft has finally gotten tired of all the jokes about the word “performant” or using “ask” as …
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Tales of a DBA fed up with NOLOCK. Part 1
39February 16, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Nov 12, 2014 Dear Diary, They asked for help again. Every now and again everything slows down and they see …
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‘Twas 4:45 Friday
3December 16, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
‘Twas 4:45 Friday, and all through the office not a creature was stirring, not even the bosses. The code was …
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Argenis and the unicorn hoodie
1July 2, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
Early yesterday Kirsten Benzel(b/t) announced something very exciting, at least exciting to me. Argenis Fernandez(b/t) has agreed to wear a …
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