Tag Archives: Humor

  1. It greatly pleases me to announce, HAL0003!

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    November 23, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher

    I while back as part of a T-SQL Tuesday post I created HAL0001, then later HAL0002 with a long-term goal …
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  2. Emojis in SQL Server

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    September 15, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher

    I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures …
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    April 1, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher

    I’ve playing around with AdventureWorks and managed to found some hidden code! Truly odd stuff. I’m so shocked I couldn’t …
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  4. ‘Twas 4:45 Friday

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    December 23, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    I couldn’t think of anything really fun to post for Christmas Eve-Eve and I’ve been busy buying and wrapping presents …
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  5. Who’s on call

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    October 28, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    Of all the posts I’ve written I think this one is my favorite, even though it’s not a technical post. …
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  6. SQL Crossword

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    August 3, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF …
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  7. #ArgenisWithoutBorders the Sequel

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    July 22, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    Last year Kirsten Benzel(b/t) and Argenis Fernandez(b/t) did this amazing thing. They organized a campaign and raised over $13,000 for …
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  8. Microsoft buys the dictionary

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    April 1, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    It seems that Microsoft has finally gotten tired of all the jokes about the word “performant” or using “ask” as …
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  9. Tales of a DBA fed up with NOLOCK. Part 1

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    February 16, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    Nov 12, 2014 Dear Diary, They asked for help again. Every now and again everything slows down and they see …
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  10. ‘Twas 4:45 Friday

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    December 16, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    ‘Twas 4:45 Friday, and all through the office not a creature was stirring, not even the bosses. The code was …
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