Tag Archives: Humor
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Help! My query is too fast!
1September 14, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
Said no one ever. Well, maybe. I have had occasions where I needed a brief pause in the middle of …
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You might be a DBA if
5August 30, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I’d been trying to think of a fun post to write and an homage to Jeff Foxworth’s You might be …
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DBA Dice
Leave a commentJuly 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve always thought it would be fun to have a DBA themed magic 8-ball. Now you may not be aware …
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SQL Crossword : T-SQL Keywords : June 2017
2June 28, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I did a SQL crossword last month (not my first one either) and it was pretty popular so I asked …
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SQL Crossword
7May 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I thought I’d do another crossword. Enjoy! If you need any help with it feel free to let me know …
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It greatly pleases me to announce, HAL0003!
25November 23, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I while back as part of a T-SQL Tuesday post I created HAL0001, then later HAL0002 with a long-term goal …
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Emojis in SQL Server
8September 15, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures …
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Hidden code in AdventureWorks
4April 1, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve playing around with AdventureWorks and managed to found some hidden code! Truly odd stuff. I’m so shocked I couldn’t …
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‘Twas 4:45 Friday
Leave a commentDecember 23, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I couldn’t think of anything really fun to post for Christmas Eve-Eve and I’ve been busy buying and wrapping presents …
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Who’s on call
Leave a commentOctober 28, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Of all the posts I’ve written I think this one is my favorite, even though it’s not a technical post. …
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