Tag Archives: Humor
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HAL0004 – I don’t feel well Dave
Leave a commentJune 29, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
It’s another HAL! Every once in a while (4 times now) I come up with a terrible terrible idea for …
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Be warned: The way I’m feeling right now I might actually give you sysadmin when you ask for it.
4April 20, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
You want sysadmin permissions in production? And your manager has approved it so I shouldn’t have any problems giving it …
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DBA, a job, a vital job
2February 26, 2020 by Kenneth Fisher
DBA, a job, a vital job. T-SQL a language that is fun. Select, a query to get some data. From, …
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Bad Idea Cowboy Hat: BEGIN TRANSACTION; GO 1000;
Leave a commentNovember 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
One of my favorite presentations is Revenge the SQL by Rob Volk (blog|twitter). It’s a demonstration of a lot of …
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See SQL Run 2
2September 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂
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Making a life change
6April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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Dem queries
2February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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See SQL Run
6January 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂
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SQL Bits 2019: The Great Data Heist
Leave a commentJanuary 14, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
SQL Bits is almost here! It’s February 27th to March 2nd. SQL Bits is one of the most popular SQL …
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Data Types Word Search
4September 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Just for fun here is a word search with all of the data types available in SQL Server. Well, two …
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