Tag Archives: Humor
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Making a life change
6April 1, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
It is with a very heavy heart that I announce I will no longer be working with SQL Server. In …
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Dem queries
2February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries, Dem queries, dem queries, dem big …
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See SQL Run
5January 30, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
Note: I am perfectly aware of my ability as an artist so let the ribbing begin 🙂
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SQL Bits 2019: The Great Data Heist
Leave a commentJanuary 14, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher
SQL Bits is almost here! It’s February 27th to March 2nd. SQL Bits is one of the most popular SQL …
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Data Types Word Search
4September 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Just for fun here is a word search with all of the data types available in SQL Server. Well, two …
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SQL and Azure Maze
Leave a commentApril 30, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Something fun for the end of the month. Here are a handful of mazes for you to enjoy. I found …
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Introducing The Blame Game
4March 26, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
Introducing the Blame Game! Someone has messed up the new anatomy application’s (Mr. Body) performance and no one is willing …
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A look back from the future. – TSQL Tuesday #100
3March 13, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
The date is July 14th, 2026 and it’s TSQL Tuesday #200. We are still using SQL Server, and in fact …
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A day in the life of a Sr DBA/Dev
Leave a commentFebruary 28, 2018 by Kenneth Fisher
If you are a Sr DBA or developer you have probably had some variation of this conversation at multiple points …
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Making music with Powershell
5December 20, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
Happy holidays everyone! Ok, this isn’t even remotely related to SQL Server but it sounded fun. I found someone playing …
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