Tag Archives: Humor
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Who’s on call
Leave a commentOctober 28, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Of all the posts I’ve written I think this one is my favorite, even though it’s not a technical post. …
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SQL Crossword
6August 3, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF …
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#ArgenisWithoutBorders the Sequel
1July 22, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Last year Kirsten Benzel(b/t) and Argenis Fernandez(b/t) did this amazing thing. They organized a campaign and raised over $13,000 for …
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Microsoft buys the dictionary
3April 1, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
It seems that Microsoft has finally gotten tired of all the jokes about the word “performant” or using “ask” as …
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Tales of a DBA fed up with NOLOCK. Part 1
40February 16, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Nov 12, 2014 Dear Diary, They asked for help again. Every now and again everything slows down and they see …
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‘Twas 4:45 Friday
3December 16, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
‘Twas 4:45 Friday, and all through the office not a creature was stirring, not even the bosses. The code was …
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Argenis and the unicorn hoodie
1July 2, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
Early yesterday Kirsten Benzel(b/t) announced something very exciting, at least exciting to me. Argenis Fernandez(b/t) has agreed to wear a …
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T-SQL Tuesday #54: Interviews!
1May 13, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
It’s T-SQL Tuesday again and this month our host is Boris Hristov (b/t). He has asked us to discuss Interviewing. …
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Why is there a sysobjects when we already have sys.objects?
2May 5, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
Once upon a time in a version of SQL far far away we had system tables that were easy to …
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T-SQL Tuesday #53: Why so serious
6April 8, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher
Why so serious? If you ask anyone who knows me they will tell you I’m not a terribly serious person. …
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