Dem queries

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February 27, 2019 by Kenneth Fisher

Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries,
Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries,
Dem queries, dem queries, dem big queries,
Now write dem crazy queries!

The common table expression (CTE)’s connected to the SELECT clause,
The SELECT clause is connected to the FROM clause,
The FROM clause is connected to the WHERE clause,
Now write dem crazy queries!

The WHERE clause is connected to the GROUP BY,
The GROUP BY’s connected to the HAVING,
The HAVING’s connected to the ORDER BY,
Now write dem crazy queries!

Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries,
Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries,
Dem queries, dem queries, dem big queries,
Now write dem crazy queries!

2 thoughts on “Dem queries

  1. Aaron G says:

    Thanks for the laugh on a Monday!

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