Category Archives: DBA Humor

  1. T-SQL Tuesday #53: Why so serious

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    April 8, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    Why so serious? If you ask anyone who knows me they will tell you I’m not a terribly serious person. …
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  2. Microsoft announces that it will no longer support SQL Server and that SQL 2014 was an April Fools Joke!

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    April 1, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    Microsoft has announced that SQL 2014 was in fact an elaborate April Fool’s joke and that Microsoft intends to move …
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  3. T-SQL Tuesday #52: Keep your head down!

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    March 11, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    It is T-SQL Tuesday again and this month we are taking the road less traveled. Michael J Swart (b/t) has …
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  4. The 12 days after release

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    December 24, 2013 by Kenneth Fisher

    On the first day after release my developer gave to me a performance problem on a crucial query   On …
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  5. Who’s on call

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    November 13, 2013 by Kenneth Fisher

    Every morning we have a daily meeting and my manager asks who’s on call. And every morning some form of …
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