Tag Archives: Humor

  1. SQL Crossword

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    August 3, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF …
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  2. #ArgenisWithoutBorders the Sequel

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    July 22, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    Last year Kirsten Benzel(b/t) and Argenis Fernandez(b/t) did this amazing thing. They organized a campaign and raised over $13,000 for …
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  3. Microsoft buys the dictionary

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    April 1, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    It seems that Microsoft has finally gotten tired of all the jokes about the word “performant” or using “ask” as …
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  4. Tales of a DBA fed up with NOLOCK. Part 1

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    February 16, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher

    Nov 12, 2014 Dear Diary, They asked for help again. Every now and again everything slows down and they see …
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  5. ‘Twas 4:45 Friday

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    December 16, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    ‘Twas 4:45 Friday, and all through the office not a creature was stirring, not even the bosses. The code was …
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  6. Argenis and the unicorn hoodie

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    July 2, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    Early yesterday Kirsten Benzel(b/t) announced something very exciting, at least exciting to me. Argenis Fernandez(b/t) has agreed to wear a …
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  7. T-SQL Tuesday #54: Interviews!

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    May 13, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    It’s T-SQL Tuesday again and this month our host is Boris Hristov (b/t). He has asked us to discuss Interviewing. …
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  8. Why is there a sysobjects when we already have sys.objects?

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    May 5, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    Once upon a time in a version of SQL far far away we had system tables that were easy to …
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  9. T-SQL Tuesday #53: Why so serious

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    April 8, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    Why so serious? If you ask anyone who knows me they will tell you I’m not a terribly serious person. …
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  10. T-SQL Tuesday #52: Keep your head down!

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    March 11, 2014 by Kenneth Fisher

    It is T-SQL Tuesday again and this month we are taking the road less traveled. Michael J Swart (b/t) has …
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