Category Archives: DBA Humor
-
SQL Crossword
7May 31, 2017 by Kenneth Fisher
I thought I’d do another crossword. Enjoy! If you need any help with it feel free to let me know …
Continue reading -
It greatly pleases me to announce, HAL0003!
27November 23, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I while back as part of a T-SQL Tuesday post I created HAL0001, then later HAL0002 with a long-term goal …
Continue reading -
Emojis in SQL Server
13September 15, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures …
Continue reading -
Hidden code in AdventureWorks
4April 1, 2016 by Kenneth Fisher
I’ve playing around with AdventureWorks and managed to found some hidden code! Truly odd stuff. I’m so shocked I couldn’t …
Continue reading -
‘Twas 4:45 Friday
Leave a commentDecember 23, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I couldn’t think of anything really fun to post for Christmas Eve-Eve and I’ve been busy buying and wrapping presents …
Continue reading -
Who’s on call
Leave a commentOctober 28, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Of all the posts I’ve written I think this one is my favorite, even though it’s not a technical post. …
Continue reading -
SQL Crossword
6August 3, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF …
Continue reading -
#ArgenisWithoutBorders the Sequel
1July 22, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Last year Kirsten Benzel(b/t) and Argenis Fernandez(b/t) did this amazing thing. They organized a campaign and raised over $13,000 for …
Continue reading -
Microsoft buys the dictionary
3April 1, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
It seems that Microsoft has finally gotten tired of all the jokes about the word “performant” or using “ask” as …
Continue reading -
Tales of a DBA fed up with NOLOCK. Part 1
44February 16, 2015 by Kenneth Fisher
Nov 12, 2014 Dear Diary, They asked for help again. Every now and again everything slows down and they see …
Continue reading
SQL Studies 